Martified Sentences

Day 7, Sentence 2:

I wish Sleepyside had a Dr. Seuss-themed store, which would stock items from his books, such as, for example, Oh, Say Can You Say? so you could choose such important products as Soapy Cooper’s Super Soup-off-Hoops Soak Suds (in case you had a hoop covered in soup, which is entirely possible when Mart and Trixie literally collide), or a guide to where to get the best chips and chops (also useful for Mart) or even a place to go with your friends when you want to replace your ordinary lake equipment with a pair of Slim Jim swim fins.

Original sentence: I wish you had a guide to go with you to replace Slim.
Source: The Mystery at Bob-White Cave (#11, p. 143, short & ugly).

Additional note: Oh, Say Can You Say? is a real Dr Seuss book of tongue-twisters and all of the items mentioned are in it.

Fun Universe Facts

Fun Facts

A Time & A Season: This universe was originally going to continue and may do so some day. I have a partly-written mystery set in it where Mart and Diana take up an offer that’s too good to be true.